Film
Do Not Eat
Director: Christopher Pizolato
Projected Release: TBA
Status: pre-production

*****Nick Parker is an average guy.  He has an average life, an average job, average friends, and a less-than-average love life.  
Months after being dumped by Kate, his friends are trying to push him back into the game...and into a band.  Then, when an old
friend suddenly comes back to town, Nick finds his affections torn.  Will he be able to choose between this new girl, Jessie, and
his former love?  And what do his friends really have in store for them.  It seems like your typical story of boy meets girl...but will it
stay that way?

Cast:
Nick...................................................................................................................................................................................Greg Lane
Steve............................................................................................................................................................................David Serfass
Kate..................................................................................................................................................................................Katie Smith
Jessie.......................................................................................................................................................................Barbara Wenner
Eric.................................................................................................................................................................................William Hand
Emily.........................................................................................................................................................................Rebecca Levine
Adam..................................................................................................................................................................Christopher Pizolato
Conner..............................................................................................................................................................................Mike Kiefer
Trent.......................................................................................................................................................................Christian Wenner
Justin..................................................................................................................................................................Peter David Hughes
Bill......................................................................................................................................................................Brian DiBonaventure
full cast & crew

Written by:  Brian DiBonaventure & Christopher Pizolato
Illuminati Pizza
*****From the darkest depths of the Subtle Hint
archives comes Illuminati Pizza; an exploration into
the non-sequitor aspect of life.  Through the eyes
of the starving artists, diner rats, and slackers of
America, this series takes you on a tour through
the surreal side of a time long past.  A dark age
from the recesses of our history...the late 1990's.


Created by Rev. Brian DiBonaventure and Eric Stoveken
Shown exclusively on YouTube.com!
Episode One - The Truth
*****An interview with one of the "Experts".

Episode Two - The Golden Age of Hollywood
*****A jolly trip back to the age of Silent Movies and Harley Driving Mormons.
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